This just has to be turned into a movie, is Troma Entertainment still making films?
From Fox 8:
STRONGSVILLE, Ohio— There is a banana at large in Strongsville.
Police say that someone dressed up as a banana and attacked the Wireless Center’s mascot, a gorilla, last week.
“I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla,” said Brandon Parham, the manager. “The kid just speared our gorilla.”
Parham and another employee witnessed the attack.
“The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie ‘300,’ except he was a banana,” added Parham.
The Wireless Center uses the gorilla as an advertising tool on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays.
Now is this all true or is it just guerilla, err… gorilla marketing?