megan-mariah-barnes… her kitty, and no I don’t mean her cat.

Last week in Cudjoe Key, FL, 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird when she slammed into the rear of a pick-up truck. She should not have even been behind the wheel as just the day before she had been convicted driving while intoxicated and while her license was under suspension. Her ex-husband Charles Judy was riding shot-gun and switched seats with her after she drove about another mile.

But that’s not even the weird part, from

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it.” Read More…

I don’t know what’s weirder the fact that she was trimming the bushes while driving, or the fact that her ex-husband was along for the ride while she was driving while shaving the kitty to visit her boyfriend.

Only in Florida.

In lieu of pictures of shaved cats, here’s some POTUSA.