After a drunken argument with her boyfriend, Amber Ellis, 31, decided to try and have his sausage for breakfast.

A night of drinking almost cost a Tulsa man his penis.

This past Thursday morning police arrived at St. John’s Medical Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a man was recovering from bite wounds to his genitalia after an argument with his girlfriend.

According to KJRH, the unnamed victim and his girlfriend, 31-year-old Amber Ellis went out drinking Wednesday night, while making their way back home they got into an argument ‘about how needy she had become.’

They continued arguing when they got home, with the victim passing out asleep on the couch.

The next morning the unnamed victim would awaken to Ellis chomping away on his sausage for breakfast.

Via The Tulsa World:

The victim said he was awakened by Ellis biting his penis before he fought her off, according to an arrest report. She then continued the attack by reportedly slamming his head into a laptop computer.

The man, who is described as an amputee, was taken to St. John Medical Center to received five stitches to close a wound at the base of his genitals and to treat injuries to his upper and lower body, police said.

Ellis is being held in lieu of $45,000 bond. Read More…

I guess you don’t want to mess with an Okie girl…