This is glorious.
I’m not a Trump supporter by any means, but the reasons I oppose him are different from the social justice warrior progressives out there.
This is either one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet, or one of the worst. I can’t quite tell.
I don’t know why you would want to film a hot chick in a bikini getting blasted in the ass with gummi bears, but quite frankly I don’t care.
I love America.
It looks like China has there very own version of Lorena Bobbitt, and unlike the Ecuadorian-born battered woman who chopped off her husband’s package in 1992, China’s version makes sure she gets the job done.
Apparently 32-year-old Chinese lothario, Fan Lung had used his wife’s cell phone to send some naught texts to his 21-year-old side piece. However, he forgot to cover his tracks, his wife found out and grabbed a pair of scissors to snip off his sausage as he slept.
However, the story doesn’t end there.
Via The NY Daily News:
But after being taken to the hospital where he had it sewn back on, fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.
“The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,” a hospital spokesman said.
“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.
“He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”
Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member, and they believed it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat. Read More…
All hope is not lost however, despite the fact that he will no longer be able to insert tab A into slot B, his younger mistress still plans to marry him as soon as they are legally able to. “It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she said, “he has five children already.”
I don’t know what I’m going to be doing when I’m in my 70’s, hell I don’t know if I’ll even be above ground level. Whatever it is I’m doing, I doubt I’ll be as awesome as 70-year-old rapper ‘Bitcoin.’
The video below is for his song, “Best Bitch,” about the best women he has ever had the opportunity to make sweet love to.
Back when Nazi’s were invading Britain, he was making bitches purr like a mother fuckin’ kitten.
Pure hip hop gold right there.
Why are Russians always filming their bad driving though?
So, now that the voters in Washington have legalized the recreational use of marijuana, it’s about time that someone who you would normally not expect to partake in such activities, gets filmed doing it.
Some dudes decided to take the grandmas, give them some weed and have them play Cards Against Humanity and then film it.
One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I almost lost it at “Pussy Farts: The Musical.”
I think I’m in love…
Anthrax has released the video for “In The End,” a song about lost heavy metal icon’s Dimebag Darrell Abbott and Ronnie James Dio. It’s from their new DVD/Blu-ray release “Chile On Hell,” out now buy it here.
Wow, this is an actual thing that people wrote, recorded and shot a video for. I guess the cocaine was really flying in the 80’s.
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