I bet her dad is really proud…
Oh who am I kidding? I might be in love.
Some Russian guy set out to get his paws on 500 sets of ta tas, before shaking hands with Vladimir Putin. Makes me wonder what someone would touch 500 of before shaking hands with Obama. Actually, I probably don’t want to know.
When you think of Miss America, I think it would probably be a safe bet to to say that the farthest thing on your mind would be a tattooed, deer-hunting, soldier. Well Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail is ready to shatter that.
The Miss America Pageant won’t know what hit it when it lays eyes on Miss Kansas, Sgt. Theresa Vail.
Once the competition’s preliminaries begin in Atlantic City, N.J., on Tuesday, Sept. 10, Vail will be the second contestant in the military to compete (Miss Utah 2007 was a combat medic in the Army National Guard).
But when she struts down Boardwalk Hall in her bikini, she’ll be breaking a long-standing taboo with her two giant tattoos – the insignia for the U.S. Army Dental Corps on her left shoulder and the Serenity Prayer running down her right side.
“Why am I choosing to bear my tattoos?” Vail says. “My whole platform is empowering women to overcome stereotypes and break barriers. What a hypocrite I would be if I covered my ink. How can I tell other women to be fearless and true to themselves if I can’t do the same? I am who I am, tattoos and all.”
And from her blog, Theresa Vail’s reasoning for being a tattooed beauty queen:
Now, many still believe that Miss America is apple pie and pearls. However, in the job description of Miss America it clearly states that “she must represent contemporary women between the ages of 17-24.” The operative word here is “contemporary,” synonymous with modern! 1 in 5 Americans have at least 1 tattoo. If I were crowned Miss America, bearing my tattoos, do you realize the stereotypes and stigmas it would break? Do you realize it would pave a path for a whole new audience to compete in the Miss America Organization? As of right now, the stigma is girls with visible tattoos do not compete in pageants, and certainly do not win. I want to break that. I am a traditionalist, I am conservative and I am a God-fearing woman. Having tattoos does not negate any of those. Think about it.
I think I just might be in love.
A burlesque dancer’s raunchy show raised the temperature in more ways than one after her nipple tassels caught on fire and the building she was performing in had to be evacuated.
Go Go Amy’s show turned out to be a no no after her breast contraptions caused the venue at Dundee’s Abertay University to be emptied.
The fire alarms were set off after the temptress blew out her tassels, which were ablaze.
Hundreds of customers were left disappointed and instead of getting hot under the collar, they were escorted outside.
I don’t really have anything to add to this.
Boobs. What can’t they do?
Via the UK’s Daily Mail:
A 32-year-old model who held the record for the world’s largest implants has walked away from a car crash after her breasts acted as an airbag.
Sheyla Hershey, who has 38KKK breasts, was driving home near Houston, Texas, after a Super Bowl party on Sunday when she crashed into a tree.
The mother was charged with drunk-driving after the incident and allegedly was not wearing a seatbelt when she lost control of her Ford Mustang.
Her car spun around and hit a tree during the crash but she denied the drunk-driving charge in court on Monday, reported the Daily Mirror.
Despite the crash Hershey, who once had 38MMM breasts, avoided injury because her huge bust protected the rest of her body from harm.
Boobs save lives.
Nice, Not only did is this cover way better then the original version, they’re hot too!
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