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General

Trunk In Her Junk

February 16, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

She seemed mighty tolerant of getting violated like that.

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General

Start With The Important Parts

January 27, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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Culture, Food

Christmas Gingerboob Cookies

December 18, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

Culture

Lynda Carter & The Twins, 1977

October 10, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

Yowza. Apparently there was a shortage of buttons in the 70’s.

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General

Just One Lick…

August 8, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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Culture

Very Serious Question

July 6, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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Culture

Young Jane Seymour

July 6, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

Damn was she hot, actually still is hot today too.

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Culture

So Good…

June 25, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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yep.

General

She’s Definitely A Terrorist…

June 18, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

… not.

But she does deserve a thorough pat down.

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Culture, General

Girl Takes It In The Butt… With Gummi Bears

June 18, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

I don’t know why you would want to film a hot chick in a bikini getting blasted in the ass with gummi bears, but quite frankly I don’t care.

I love America.

General

My Kind Of Coffee Shop

June 7, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

I’ll take one of everything please…

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I lifted this from Wirecutter.

General

Well Trained Dog

May 25, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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News

Bikini Wearing Grandma Busted For DUI

April 22, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
PatriciaEbel

Patricia Ebel, 49, of Naples, Fla., has been charged with drunken driving and having a minor in the car.

I bet she’s going to be a hit at the AA meeting’s she’ll be forced to attend.

Via the NY Daily News:

A grandmother wearing only an itsy-bitsy bikini was arrested for alleged drunken driving after she plowed into the back of a stopped car with her 10-year-old grandson in her vehicle, police said.

Patricia Ebel, 49, failed several field sobriety tests by the side of a Naples, Fla., road and was arrested at the scene, Collier County Sheriff’s deputies said, according to WINK-TV.

Her black BMW appeared to be totaled after she slammed into the rear of a car stopped at a traffic light. News footage shows the blond-haired woman in a stripped two-piece attempting to stand on one foot as deputies put her through the paces of sobriety tests. Read More…

I bet you she’s crazy fun.

General

Comfy Seat

March 29, 2015by Joecephus1 Comment

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News, WTF?

Pregnant Women Arrested With Heroin Hidden in Vagina

March 17, 2015by Joecephus2 Comments
MarinaMcCarthy

Marina McCarthy, 22, was charged with possession of a controlled substance after she was caught trying to hide heroin in her lady garden.

Ladies, when are you going to learn the proper usage of your lady gardens? Hoo-has aren’t for hiding things, much-less heroin — especially when you’re pregnant.

Unfortunately for, Marina McCarthy, 22, of Gouldsboro, Pennsylvania , that was a lesson that was never taught to her. After a routine traffic stop in New Jersey, the six month pregnant woman was arrested after police discovered that she had 89 packets of heroin lodged firmly up her love canal.

I bet you that was a fun pat down.

McCarthy was arrested last Friday after pulled over in a traffic stop with her boyfriend, Dakota Dunning, 27, over a minor traffic offense. Dunning was found to have been driving under a suspended license and the vehicle was unregistered and unlicensed.

Since they were unable to come up with a plausible, or consistant story on how they were driving around in an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, combined with what the cops suspected were fresh needle track marks on Dunning’s body, made the police decide to call in the drug sniffing dogs.

That’s when things got fun.

Via NorthJersey.com:

McCarthy, who was taken to police headquarters because she had a warrant from Sparta for $1,000, had been handcuffed in the front of her body because she was six months pregnant, the captain said. When Detective James Calaski was viewing the car’s camera footage, he saw her reaching into her pants numerous times.

A female Wyckoff police officer came to Glen Rock headquarters and McCarthy retrieved the bags of heroin from her body in the bathroom in the presence of the Wyckoff officer, Miller said.

She was checked out by borough EMTs but refused to go to the hospital, he said. After being charged, she was released pending a court appearance on March 17. Read More…

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