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General

Don’t Take The Purple Acid At Oktoberfest

September 3, 2017by JoecephusNo Comments

General, WTF?

Artistic Talent…

September 17, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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General

He Was Born For The Job

August 15, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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WTF?

She Likes It Rough

August 14, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

Seen at a recent Kansas City Chiefs game.

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News

90-Year-Old Charged After Reporting Theft From Prostitute

August 13, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

Nicholas Salerno, 90, of Dennis Port, Massachusetts, was charged recently with solicitation of a prostitute. The charge came after he had called the police to report that the call girl had stolen a necklace from him after the act.

bad_bitch_bitcoin_songSalerno reportedly paid 48-year-old Karen Proia $100 on June 22nd to take a taste of his beefy bologna.

He told police she used the bathroom in his house and he later noticed his necklace was missing. He reported the alleged theft to police June 30, records show.

Police recovered the necklace at Bass River Coin, records state.

A police officer told Salerno he also would be charged with a crime, for soliciting a prostitute, to which Salerno responded, “I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old …” according to court documents. Read More…

According to the police report, Salerno informed the officer that arrived to file the theft report that he had made, that he had learned about Proia from a friend who had told him that he had paid her for a blowjob and she’d do it for him too.

Salerno’s necklace was found later at a local pawn shop, a worker there told police that Proia had recently brought it in.

The charge of soliciting for Salerno was eventually dropped and Proia faces a September 1st court appearance for prostitution and larceny.

In a just world she’d just be facing charges for stealing the necklace, the other thing was just a business agreement between the two.

Culture, Politics

Trump, Pence & Putin – Friends Forever

July 28, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

Comedy Central’s @midnight with Chris Hardwick, recast The Golden Girls with Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin and Little Fatty, I mean Kim Jong-un. The result is hilarious… and scary.

General

Trunk In Her Junk

February 16, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

She seemed mighty tolerant of getting violated like that.

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General

Where Do I Sign Up?

February 2, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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General

Must Be A Trump Voter

January 27, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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General

Start With The Important Parts

January 27, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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General

Must Have Used Common Core Math

January 4, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

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Food

First Bacon

January 2, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

Bacon, it’s that good.

Hat Tip: Wirecutter 

General

One Happy Sloth

September 26, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

I’d be happy too…

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Culture

Government Employee

September 22, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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General

9 Hour Trip

September 13, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

9Hours

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