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Axl Rose Dead, Except Nobody Informed Him

December 3, 2014by JoecephusNo Comments
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Axl Rose, in this 2011 photo, showing his slow transformation into the Marlon Brando of rock & roll.

Axl Rose is not dead. Guns N’ Roses however has been dead since 1994, despite the rag tag bunch of imposters Axl drags on stage with him, when he does bother to show up on stage. Coming off the heels of People magazine recently posting an obituary for the alive and well Kirk Douglas, Rose has been the victim of a recent celebrity death hoax, designed to look like an MSNBC report. Though, since nobody actually watches MSNBC, that cannot be confirmed — as no one really knows what an MSNBC report looks like.

A fake website, that has the letters MSNBC in its url, is the source of the hoax.

The fake report reads, “Unconfirmed reports say Rose was found dead Tuesday late afternoon in his West Hollywood home after police were called around 3:30 pm for a welfare check.”

It also includes fake quotes from police officers. The article has been shared tens of thousands of times on Facebook.

The same fake MSNBC site also reported last month that Home Alone actor Macaulay Culkin was found dead at age 34. He also is alive an well.

As far as the lame cover band that Axl fronts that carries the Guns N’ Roses name, Axl in an interview with Revolver earlier this year, said he may have not one, but two potential new albums to release soon. “We recorded a lot of things before ‘Chinese [Democracy]‘ was out,” Rose said. “We’ve worked more on some of those things and we’ve written a few new things. But basically, we have what I call kind of the second half of ‘Chinese.’ That’s already recorded. Then we have a remix album made of the songs from ‘Chinese.’ That’s been done for a while, too.”

Here is some Gn’R when they still kicked ass.

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Welcome To The Buffet Line

October 10, 2011by JoecephusNo Comments
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G’n’R used to be my favorite band. They were at one time the most awesome band on the planet and it was not even close. I was actually late for my last day of school in the 8th grade, because the night before I had gone to see them play at the Richfield Coliseum, for what was up to that point their longest concert ever.

Flash forward 20 years later and a few all-you-can-eat buffets later and Axl Rose is fronting a band that may technically be called Guns-n-Roses, but is nothing more then a crappy cover band fronted by a fat rock star who can’t sing any more.

From the U.K. Daily Mail:

He was once a pin-up for millions of rock and roll fans throughout the world.

But it seems Axl Rose’s poster boy days are over, judging by photographs of the 49-year-old singer performing with the band in Brazil last night.

The Guns N’ Roses frontman was unrecognisable as he took to the stage at the Rock In Rio music festival, with his attempts to cover up his larger frame in a coat failing miserably.

Rose appeared to have gained a significant amount of weight in recent months, with his slimline frame at the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards a distant memory.

The rocker teamed his yellow coat with a black hat and sunglasses, with the whole ensemble contributing to his bizarre appearance.

It’s not the first time Rose’s weight has sparked concern, as he previously shocked fans with his overweight look in January 2010.

Now I’m not exactly a “thin” guy myself. So I really don’t care that Axl is fat… what I care is that he’s ruining the legacy of G’n’R with this fucking joke of a band.
Hopefully he can find a way to fix his failing voice, ditch the cover band and re-form the classic Guns-n-Roses in time for the Rock Hall Induction in Cleveland next spring.

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