Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller, arrested 07/11/2014 in Des Moines, IA.

Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller, arrested 07/11/2014 in Des Moines, IA.

You just can’t make this stuff up.  On Friday July 11, in Des Moines, IA police arrested a man for man for getting into a drunken bar fight with a hatchet. The man’s name? Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller.

Via The Smoking Gun:

Miller, 26, tussled with patrons at the Cheap Seats Sports Bar in Des Moines, according to cops. After departing the bar around 1 AM, he allegedly returned with a hatchet under his shirt, according to a Des Moines Police Department report.

Witness Brian Bates turned the hatchet over to police, saying, “He just dumped this in the bathroom when he came in. He had it under his shirt.” When cops questioned Miller about the hatchet, he became aggravated and yelled at Bates, “You snitch motherfucker, I know you, I’m going to get you.” Read More…

It is unknown if Shelby Mustang GT500 is his birth name or if he had it legally changed, but for his part Mr. Miller claims that police nabbed the wrong sports car. Alleging that he was in fact the victim and it was the other guy who tried to scratch his pain job.

I wonder if he can turn into an actual Sports Car like Turbo Teen.