I guess he should have hibernated through Christmas like all the other bears…
Via The Great Falls Tribune:
A Great Falls man is in custody after he was accused of assaulting two family members Monday morning in an incident police are calling an attempted homicide.
Theodore Edward Bear, 29, was arrested on felony charges of attempted deliberate homicide, elder abuse, aggravated assault and evidence tampering.
The incident sent both victims to the hospital with knife wounds. The primary victim, a 27-year-old woman, was stabbed five times, police said. Both are expected to make a full recovery.
Police were called to an apartment complex at 2226 11th Ave. S. around 5 a.m. and located Bear a short distance from the scene with the help of a police dog. Sgt. Bryan Slavik said Bear had injured himself as he fled by jumping through a glass window.
Police also retrieved the knife believed to be used in the attack.
Bear reportedly lived with one of the victims. Police are pressing elder abuse charges because the second victim is a family member older than 65. Read More…
Lemmy Kilmister: Vocals, bass
Via The Telegraph UK:
An artificial heart that can give patients up to five years of extra life has been successfully implanted for the first time.
The heart, powered by watch-style batteries that can be worn externally, was put into a patient at Paris’s Georges Pompidou Hospital.
It uses a range of “biomaterials”, including bovine tissue, to reduce the likelihood of the body rejecting it.
Unlike previous artificial hearts, created mainly for temporary use, the design by the French Carmat biomedical firm is intended to replace a real heart for as many as five years.
French medics said the unnamed male patient who received the device was awake and responding well after an operation on Wednesday. Marcello Conviti, the chief executive of Carmat, said: “We are delighted with this first implant, although it is premature to draw conclusions given that a single implant has been performed and that we are in the early post-operative phase.” Read more here…
This brings a whole new meaning to drunk texting.
Via R&D Mag:
After successfully text messaging “O Canada” using evaporated vodka, two York Univ. researchers and their UK-based counterpart say their simple system can be used where conventional wireless technology fails.
“Chemical signals can offer a more efficient way of transmitting data inside tunnels, pipelines or deep underground structures. For example, the recent massive clog in the London sewer system could have been detected earlier on, and without all the mess workers had to deal with by sending robots equipped with a molecular communication system,” says Professor Andrew Eckford. The experiment was conducted in his lab in the Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science located in Lassonde School of Engineering at York University.
The chemical signal, using the alcohol found in vodka, was sent 4 m across the lab with the aid of a tabletop fan. It was then demodulated by a receiver that measured the rate of change in concentration of the alcohol molecules, picking up whether the concentration was increasing or decreasing. Read the rest here…
I generally am not a fan of “reality TV,” I think the vast majority (99.9%) of the stuff is just pure & utter garbage. That being said Duck Dynasty is one of the few shows that I enjoy from time to time. I don’t go out of my way to seek it out, but if my ass is nestled firmly on my couch as I’m surfing through the channels and its there, its generally something that I stop on.
As far as the issue with the recent comments attributed to Phil Robertson, founder of Duck Commander and patriarch of the Robertson family clan, I’m not really outraged by A&E’s decision to “indefinitely suspend” him from the show as many of my brethren on the conservative side of the political spectrum are. While I did update my twitter avatar to a self portrait in Duck Dynasty beard photo with #STANDWITHPHIL written across it, I am more amused by the situation then outraged.
I mean come on, A&E signs up a folksy, outspoken and deeply Christian family to appear on a show on their network and then feign outrage when one of them gets all outspoken and Christian? I’m more upset that issues like the Fast & Furious scandal, Benghazi, the NSA spying and the Obama Administration using the IRS to attack political enemies have gotten nowhere near the outrage that Phil Robertson’s dismissal from A&E has gotten.
However, I understand why this story has drawn a larger amount of outcry then the other stories. There is a much smaller amount of people that pay active attention to the political events that go on in our world then there is that are tuned into issues of pop culture. So if the outrage from the suspension of Phil Robertson can be used to capture and engage those conservative-minded individuals who hold traditional American conservative values, but have not been vocal and active in expressing them — I say thank you A&E.
The reason that so many Americans love Duck Dynasty, the reason that the “Boycott A&E Until Phil Robertson Is Put Back On Duck Dynasty” & the “Stand With Phil Robertson” Facebook pages each got over 1 million likes in less then 24 hours, is because the Robertson family represents what is usually ignored, taken for granted and/or mocked by progressive elites — the traditional American family.
That being said, some people’s definition of “free speech” and what it really means are not exactly close in certain occasions of this debate.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The First Amendment says that 1) the government cannot establish an official state religion, 2) the government can’t pass laws prohibiting the free exercise of religion, 3) the government cannot pass laws abridging the speech of its citizens or calling its government out when they are being stupid. Not in any part of that does it state or even remotely imply that a private business is not allowed to disassociate from an individual or an entity that they do business with because of comments that said individual made.
Just as Phil Robertson has the God-given and US Constitutionally guaranteed right to free speech, A+E Networks and other private companies are also well within their rights to control what message gets associated with their business. So try as they might to huff and puff and complain, those voices out there who are saying that Phil Robertson’s First Amendment “rights” were violated by A&E, are just plain wrong.
That being said, despite the fact that A&E are well within their rights to terminate their association with Phil Robertson’s and his comments, the fans of Duck Dynasty are also well within their rights to be upset and even outraged at the treatment of the Duck Commander founder.
The free market is where these battles get fought. Don’t like what A&E did? Boycott them, boycott their sponsors, huff & puff and complain that they are a bunch of America-hating liberal idiots. Just don’t say that they violated Phil Robertson’s First Amendment Rights — because they didn’t.
So in conclusion while I #STANDWITHPHILL I also support A&E’s right to make business decisions — even if those business decisions, like getting rid of the duck that lays their golden eggs, is a fucking stupid one.
Dedicated Miley Cyrus Fan Sick twisted fuck, Carl McCoid, 40, of England has covered himself with Miley Cyrus tattoos. McCoid’s ink obsession with the former Hannah Montana star began in 2009, when the singer was just 17. Of course the douchebag denies that there is anything creepy about that. He also claims that his Miley Cyrus body art addiction had nothing to do with the end of his marriage.
More pics at The Daily Mail.
Lady garden’s are not for hiding things. Being a man, I don’t have one of course, but somehow I don’t believe that kitty was meant to be used in that way. That didn’t stop Ericka Marie Danna, 25, of Oklahoma City, who was arrested last Saturday night for disturbing the peace, from using her hooha to hide her pipe.
Police were called to a home in the 3500 block of NW 17th Street on Saturday to a disturbance outside the home. When they arrived, they arrested 25-year-old Ericka Marie Danna for disturbing the peace.
They took her to the Oklahoma County Jail where she was searched. That’s when officials say they found a pipe in the woman’s body cavity. Police say the pipe smelled of marijuana.
I just have two questions. 1) how deep of a body cavity search was it that they found something lodged up her love tunnel and 2) who in the heck sniffed it after it was pulled out?
The next generation of the Bush family dynasty is getting ready to take the first step towards walking in the footsteps of his predecessors. This time its going to be different though, because this Bush is a conservative. Really, he promises.
George P. Bush, son of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, grandson of 41st President H.W. Bush and nephew of 43rd President George W. Bush is running for the title of Texas Land Commissioner.
From the AP:
“On social questions, national defense, economic issues, I’m a strong conservative,” Bush told The Associated Press.
That kind of statement helps make him the latest – and perhaps one of the more unlikely – faces in the parade of Republicans marching even farther to the right in already fiercely conservative Texas.
As he takes baby steps away from the Bush legacy, George P. could struggle to convince the party’s far right that he’s really more conservative than either of his elders who have occupied the Oval Office.
“A Bush can’t be a true conservative,” said Morgan McComb, a North Texas tea party activist and organizer.
Bush insists that he’s up to the challenge, noting that he was an early supporter of tea party hero Sen. Ted Cruz, who after less than a year in the Senate has rocketed from relative political unknown to ruler of the Texas GOP.
“That’s something that we bring to the table that’s different,” Bush said. “We’re a mainstream conservative that appeals to all Republicans.”
James Bernsen, Cruz’s former campaign spokesman, said the Bushes “walk in certain circles, and some of those people might put their nose up at Ted sometimes, but George P. tries to cross that divide.”
“George recognizes that it’s a blessing and a curse to have that last name,” Bernsen said. “There’s a reason he’s not really being challenged on the ballot. But he also realizes there’s a lot of people who will be very skeptical of him.
I didn’t vote for P’s uncle in 2000, though I admittedly did “fall in line” post 9/11 and voted for W. in 2004. Bush’s 2000 campaign brand of “compassionate conservatism” which is just another way of masking love of big government programs, just did not appeal to me. George W. Bush is most definitely not the evil war-criminal that progressive nut-jobs make him out to be, he is a good guy whose Presidency was forever changed and will always be remembered in history because of the morning of September 11th 2001. He is not a conservative, neither is his father, brother or any other member of the family to have held political office.
Is George P. Bush going to be different? I don’t know, I hope so — but I probably doubt it. I would just hope that he’d pursue some other career path and let the family business no longer be politics. But that’s not going to happen. Time will tell if this Bush is going to be different, but looking at the families past, I wouldn’t bet on it.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Ed Orris, 49 was feeling pretty bad for his 86-year-old grandpa Johnny who hadn’t gotten laid in over a decade since his wife had passed away. So Ed did what any loving grandson would do for their dear old grand-pappy take him on the Howard Stern Show and enter him in the “I Want To Get My Grandpa Laid” contest.
The elder Mr. Orris won the contest and the two were whisked off to Sin City, NV where gramps picked out a buxom blonde and a curvacious brunette. Everything was all set for gramps to get a little ménage à trois action, first he decided to go grab a nice steak before he did the dirty.
Via The Daily Mail:
Orris and his grandson Ed, 49, were dining at the Sage Room Steakhouse at Harvey’s Lake Tahoe when Orris began choking on his meal, said Bunny ranch owner Dennis Hof to the Daily News.
Ed and the maitre’d performed CPR. Orris was later taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead.
Prostitutes Caressa Kisses and Vanity were heartbroken upon hearing the news that the gentleman they’d corresponded with almost every day since October choked just moments before they were able to give him the night of his life.
‘I’m gonna be back here at 9-o’clock–you’d better be ready!,’ Orris told the girls.
‘He was on cloud nine, and anxious to get back to the Bunny Ranch,’ said his grandson Ed.
It turns out that Ed was so distraught at the death of dear-old grand pappy that he felt it would just be down right immoral to leave the Bunny Ranch without a taste of what his dead grandpa had missed out on. Dennis Hof, the owner of the Bunny Ranch agreed and let Ed use his dead granddad’s coupon for a “free night of fun.”
Out of respect, Ed did’t knock boots with either of the two girls that grand-pappy missed out on as “…that would have been weird.”
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