23-year old Ashley Stabler was arrested last Monday, nothing was really notable about her arrest, but her mug shot photo is amazing. It looks like either she walked in on someone doing something ridiculously filthy or just experienced something really filthy herself.
Via The Smoking Gun:
Stabler, 23, was busted Monday afternoon for driving with a suspended license, no proof of insurance, and improper license plates.
Locked up on $600 bond, Stabler is scheduled for a court appearance tomorrow.
According to court records, Stabler was arrested in 2011 for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, though that case was later dismissed. Stabler pleaded no contest in 2013 to a larceny charge, and she has a pending driving under suspension case. Read More…
There’s something about them Okie girls…
A night of drinking almost cost a Tulsa man his penis.
This past Thursday morning police arrived at St. John’s Medical Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a man was recovering from bite wounds to his genitalia after an argument with his girlfriend.
According to KJRH, the unnamed victim and his girlfriend, 31-year-old Amber Ellis went out drinking Wednesday night, while making their way back home they got into an argument ‘about how needy she had become.’
They continued arguing when they got home, with the victim passing out asleep on the couch.
The next morning the unnamed victim would awaken to Ellis chomping away on his sausage for breakfast.
Via The Tulsa World:
The victim said he was awakened by Ellis biting his penis before he fought her off, according to an arrest report. She then continued the attack by reportedly slamming his head into a laptop computer.
The man, who is described as an amputee, was taken to St. John Medical Center to received five stitches to close a wound at the base of his genitals and to treat injuries to his upper and lower body, police said.
Ellis is being held in lieu of $45,000 bond. Read More…
I guess you don’t want to mess with an Okie girl…
It looks like the morality police over at our moderate & westernized “allies” in Saudi Arabia have struck again. The Saudi Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice raided a private property in the city of Buraydah, arresting the men inside for “loud music and inappropriate dancing.”
Via The UK Daily Mail:
The men were celebrating one of the group’s birthdays when police stormed the apartment they were in in the city of Buraydah in Qassim province.
Officers of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, commonly referred to as the morality police, were acting on a tip off, local media reported.
Buraydah is home to some of the kingdom’s most conservative clerics with many residents observing Wahhabism, a strict interpretation of Islam.
An unnamed official told the news website Ayn al-Youm the men were found ‘in a compromising situation’ by police.
There was cake and candles at the apartment, he added, but there were no signs the men had been drinking or cavorting with women which are both against the law.
None of the men were dressed traditionally, he said, before urging parents in the area to prevent their children from engaging in such behaviour ‘because it can lead to immorality and even homosexuality’. Read More…
I bet you if the noise complaints came from the sound of screams as the men were beating their wives, they’d have no problem with it.
Ladies, are you a soccer-mom now and worried that Tinkerbell tramp stamp you got in college is going to cramp your style? Or guys are you a former meathead that miraculously managed to get some brain cells to start functioning and you realized that the awful tribal armband you got has to go? Well don’t fret, Alec Falkenham, a PhD from Canada may one day have the answer for you.
The current procedure for getting unwanted or embarrassing tattoos removed is to undergo expensive laser treatment that hurts way more then getting that tattoo put on ever did. Falkenham however is currently working on a new method, a “cream” that could wipe away the bad memories.
Via Dalhousie University’s Dal News:
Falkenham has come up with a different approach, one that makes use of the natural healing process that your skin activates after it’s tattooed in the first place.
When you get a tattoo, the pigment from the ink deposits into the skin where it’s then consumed by white blood cells named “macrophages.”
“Macrophages are known as the big eaters of the immune system,” says Falkenham. “They eat foreign material, like tattoo pigment, to protect the surrounding tissue.”
In the case of tattoos, two populations of macrophages react to the ink in different ways. One set of macrophages transports some of the pigment to the draining lymph nodes, removing it from the area. The other population that has “eaten” the pigment goes deeper into your skin, becomes inactive and forms the visible tattoo. Over time, the macrophages that formed the tattoo are replaced by new macrophages, which cause the tattoo to blur and fade.
Falkenham’s technology, Bisphosphonate Liposomal Tattoo Removal (BLTR), targets the macrophages that contain the pigment for removal.
“BLTR is a cream that you put on your skin,” he explains, describing how BLTR makes use of a lipid-vesicle, or liposome, that his team has created.
“When new macrophages come to remove the liposome from cells that once contained pigment, they also take the pigment with them to the lymph nodes, resulting in a fading tattoo,” says Falkenham. Read More…
There is no word yet when the tattoo removal cream will be approved for use and available to buy. Falkenham claims that it will be much safer then the current laser procedure, but is not yet sure how many applications of the cream will be needed to completely fade away your poor decisions.
Full disclosure, I used to have a crappy tribal armband tattoo, that has long since been covered up by a large half-sleeve dragon design.
That $5 jar of Jif Peanut butter on the shelf at the grocery store just not your thing? Well the federal government has something for you. The National Institute of Standards and Technology has created the worlds most expensive jar of peanut butter.
Is this some kind of special peanut butter, is it made from some rare peanut that can only be found in some remote hard to reach corner of the world? Nope.
It is just normal, run of the mill peanut butter. The only thing special about it is the fact that it was made by an entity of the United States Federal government — thus the inflated price tag.
So why the eye-boggling price tag? It has to do with the labor involved: Dozens of scientists and lab technicians around the country spent time analyzing the peanut butter. This peanut butter is ”standard reference material, designed not to be eaten but… to be fed into gas chromatographs, mass spectrometers and other analytical equipment.” The NIST’s job is to provide a baseline product and respective analysis so that manufacturers have a reference by which to compare other, similar foods.
When it was first released in 2003, the NIST’s peanut butter was a huge step forward in food group analysis and cost $140 per jar. It has since more than quintupled in price.
Though it contains no gold, this is the gold standard of peanut butter. Read More…
I wonder if the government has a $1000 jar of grape jelly?
Modern medicine, isn’t it wonderful?
Doctors in the Czech Republic have created an artificial vagina for an unidentified woman whose love canal was so narrow that she could no longer have sex. The woman suffers from an extreme case of scleroderma, an autoimmune disease that causes hard, thickened areas of skin.
She was sent to University Hospital in the town of Plzen, Czech Republic, after her gynecologist found she was so narrow it was not even possible to carry out an examination.
To try and help her condition, surgeons decided to use a technique called a Mesh Augmented Vaginal Reconstruction. The mesh that was used, came from the intestines of a pig.
Via The UK Daily Mail:
Pig tissue is often used because its genetic make up is similar to that of humans.
For over 30 years, scientists have been using pigs in a number of medical fields, including dermatology and cardiology.
Scientists have even re-grown human leg muscles using implants made of pig bladder tissue.
During surgery to treat the Czech patient, surgeons made an incision to enlarge the narrowed area.
They then used the mesh made from pig’s intestine to widen the walls of the woman’s vagina.
And following the success of the operation, the doctors now plan to publish a scientific paper on the technique.
Vladimir Kalis, head doctor of the gynaecological-obstetrical clinic at the hospital, told CEN: ‘Two years ago, the woman started to have problems during sex.
‘The illness had narrowed the vaginal entrance so much that even gynaecological examinations were not possible.’
Dr Kalis said many women suffer with the same problem – but most are too embarrassed to ask for help.
He said: ‘In the case of the patient we operated on, she had been given various medications by her gynaecologist but nothing helped, so she referred to us.’
He acknowledged that vaginal surgery was not common and was usually to performed for the opposite problem.
He added: ‘The material used is referred to as pig net.
‘Its thickness is about one millimetre.
‘Over time human tissue will be created around the net and the pig net will be absorbed by the body.’
He added that the surgery lasted about one hour and the patient left hospital after five days. Read More…
Wow, they are making everything taste like bacon these days.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day here is a heartwarming story of love from Columbus, Georgia.
This past Monday, police arrested Domonique Smith, a 26 year old homeless man when he was found with a bike stolen from the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service in Columbus during a burglary that occurred on December 29th of last year.
Further investigation revealed that during that burglary, the body of an unnamed dead woman had been violated.
Via The Ledger-Enquirer:
Domonique Smith was arrested Monday and charged with stealing a bicycle from Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service on Hamilton Road. During the investigation of the burglary, police say they found evidence that Smith had sex with a woman who was deceased.
Smith was served with the necrophilia charge while in the Muscogee County Jail. If convicted, the charge carries a prison sentence of one to 10 years.
He is scheduled to appear Monday morning in Columbus Recorder’s Court on the necrophilia charge.
“The investigation led us to believe he had a sexual act with the woman’s body,” Griswould said.
Griswould did not comment on the kind of sexual act Smith allegedly performed on the body. The victim was not identified, though her family has been informed of the charges and the ongoing police investigation, Griswould said.
The crime is believed to have happened between 7 p.m. Sunday and 7 a.m. Monday.
Griswould said he could not recall the last time there was a necrophilia charge in Muscogee County.
“This is extremely rare,” he said. Read More…
“This is extremely rare.” I would sure fucking hope so.
Maybe Smith is a wrestling fan and he was taking after Triple H.
Last August I blogged about a South Carolina High School student that was not only suspended from school but placed under arrest. His crime? Writing a fictional story about purchasing a gun, for a school writing assignment.
Well, Apple has decided to join in on the hysteria, just as that South Carolina had “zero tolerance” for a fictional gun, Apple now has zero tolerance for pictures of fictional guns in games available for purchase in their iTunes app store.
While it does not appear that Apple’s ban on imaginary guns has had any effect on actual in-game content, they have begun to reject games for displaying guns in their app store icons and promotional material.
Via Pocket Gamer:
Multiple developers have told Pocket Gamer that Apple is starting to reject games and updates from the App Store, if they use screenshots that show people holding guns, or being maimed or killed.
Apple’s prudish rejection criteria (and the way it treats video games differently to movies) has long been a bone of contention for developers who want to tackle controversial topics. But going after guns and violence? Now that’s a worrying precedent…
I swear the world we live in is getting stupider by the minute. How long before they start digitally removing guns from old movies? Pretty soon I won’t be able to watch The Rifleman reruns on MeTV anymore.
I’ve took this quiz a few times over the years, its fluctuated a bit but the Republican party constantly keeps slipping…
Though this poll doesn’t ask enough questions, for example while I am against Nation building and foreign occupation, I believe radical Islam needs to be eradicated. The poll doesn’t ask enough questions to make a clear distinction.
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