Got this emailed to me today, it made me chuckle…

Once in a while something so totally cool comes out that even a father, who doesn’t normally know what he’d like for Father’s Day or Christmas, would immediately ask for it:

Dewalt High Power Nail Gun

New nail gun, made by DeWALT.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze.

You can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold beer. When she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.  After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid Fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

Thank you, DeWalt!