ManGetsPenisChoppedOffinChi

This image reportedly shows Fan Lung, fighting with his wife outside the Chinese hospital, after she had cut off his penis for a second time.

It looks like China has there very own version of Lorena Bobbitt, and unlike the Ecuadorian-born battered woman who chopped off her husband’s package in 1992, China’s version makes sure she gets the job done.

Apparently 32-year-old Chinese lothario, Fan Lung had used his wife’s cell phone to send some naught texts to his 21-year-old side piece. However, he forgot to cover his tracks, his wife found out and grabbed a pair of scissors to snip off his sausage as he slept.

However, the story doesn’t end there.

Via The NY Daily News:

But after being taken to the hospital where he had it sewn back on, fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

“The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,” a hospital spokesman said.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

“He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member, and they believed it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat. Read More…

All hope is not lost however, despite the fact that he will no longer be able to insert tab A into slot B, his younger mistress still plans to marry him as soon as they are legally able to. “It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she said, “he has five children already.”