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Yamilet Mattei, 18-year-old hooker, snatched hookah after getting the shaft.

Moeed Malik, 24, of West Hartford, CT, decided he wanted to get a little action so he answered an ad from “Barbie,” on backpage.com. Barbie, came to Malik’s place of employment, Smoker’s Discount World, where she proceeded to provide oral sex in the pipe shop’s back room.

After his pipe was smoked by the call girl, Malik apparently dissatisfied with the “services rendered” decided that he wasn’t going to pay so he gave the hooker the shaft.

An argument followed and “Barbie,” real name Yamilet Mattei, 18, and her friend Danielle Santos, 21, who had driven her to the business, took off with two hookahs as “compensation.”

Via The Smoking Gun:

In a move he now likely regrets, Malik called 911 to report the hookah theft.

Police responded to the business and interviewed Malik and Mattei, who “freely admitted that she took the hookahs from Smoker’s Discount World because Malik was refusing to compensate her as agreed upon.” Mattei, the report notes, “stated that she took three hookahs off of the rack as compensation for the ‘blow job.”

For his part, Malik was “verbally confrontational” and could not stick to a single story, police noted. He claimed to have hired Mattei as a “favor” for an uncle who never showed up at the shop (which is seen at left).

Smoker's Discount World, West Hartford, CT. Image via Google plus.

Smoker’s Discount World, West Hartford, CT. Image via Google plus.

Mattei told officers that Malik described himself as a “good looking guy” and asked how much she charged for oral sex. He then inquired about the price for “bare back” sex. Later, while being fellated, Malik told Mattei that he “always wanted” to get “deep throat [from] a Puerto Rican.”

In light of Mattei’s admission, she was charged with prostitution and larceny. Malik was busted for patronizing a prostitute and reporting a false incident. Santos was charged with criminal mischief (for breaking Malik’s iPhone) and pot possession. Malik’s rap sheet includes several prior arrests, including a March collar for drug sales, possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and interfering with police. Read more…