JasmineTridevil-3rdboob

In a bid to become a reality TV star, Jasmine Tridevil, 21, claims to have spent $20,000 to add a third breast.

I had probably just about turned 13 around the time that the original Arnold Schwarzenegger version of the movie Total Recall was released to HBO, or whatever premium cable channel got it. I remember getting a pretty good chuckle out of the scene with the Martian girl with the third boob. I was in the 8th grade and didn’t get too much of an opportunity to see regular unexposed funbags, yet alone 33% more boob.

Flash forward 24 years later and now a 21-year-old Florida woman has had a third boob added in a bid to become a “reality television star.” Jasmine Tridevil, which apparently is not her real name, claims that she has spent $20,000 in plastic surgery and how now hired a camera crew to follow her around and document her “struggles.”

I’ve used the word “claims” because, all of the pictures and videos floating around the net come from her. Not to mention the fact that adding a third boob is not exactly the type of surgery a respectable plastic surgeon would do.

Via The Daily Mail:

The ethical code outlined by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons dictates that ‘the principal objective of the medical profession is to render services to humanity with full respect for human dignity.’

Cosmetic surgeons are under strict guidelines to solely ‘enhance the norm’ of a patient’s body.

However, Tridevil claims she found a surgeon who agreed to carry out the unusual operation on the grounds that she kept their name a secret.

She says the medic took tissue from her abdomen and used it to fashion the third breast – a procedure commonly used for normal breast enhancements.

The massage therapist, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday, has shared dozens of pictures of her new look in custom made bikinis on her Facebook fan page in a bid to convince followers the surgery was legitimate.

And she has proudly declared that she been disowned by her mother and sister, who ran out the room in disgust when they saw what she had done.

‘My mum ran out of the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me,’ Tridevil said.

‘My dad… he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.’ Read More…

I think it’s pretty disgusting, but I’d still motorboat them.

UPDATE 09/23/2014

Yep, they’re fake.

According to WTSP in Tampa, Tridevil (real name Alisha Jasmine Hessler) reported a “3 Breast Prosthesis” as stolen earlier this month.

She’s still an attention whore, but that still probably wouldn’t stop me…