1024px-Smiley.svgAt about 1:40 a.m. on Thursday, South Euclid, OH police responded to a call at the Walmart Supercenter on Warrensville Center Rd where a 23-year-old woman and her 20-year-old boyfriend were caught by security guards attempting to steal sex toys.

Via Cleveland.com:

A security guard told police he saw the couple put the stolen items in the woman’s purse. The couple paid for a few other items in the self-checkout lane and then tried to leave, reports said.

The woman became verbally aggressive before police arrived, reports said. Police finally were able to calm her down and she turned her purse and the stolen items in to the police.

The total value for the stolen goods was about $30.

The word Walmart used in the same sentence as the words “sex toys” is just something I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around.