Ever want to suck down some celebrity meat? Well one start-up is hoping to make that soon be a possibility. “BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples,” the company proclaims at the top of their website. “… And uses it to make artisanal salami.”

They even have some “samples” up on the website on some of the celebrities whose DNA they’d like to use to make your sandwiches with.


Now in all honesty I’m fairly certain that this is just some left wing hippy project ranting against consumerism and celebrity worship and in no way is a real company. But the sad thing is, there is probably more then just a few, sad sick souls out there that think this is a good idea.

The thought of Courtney Love beef jerky just made me want to throw up while typing this.