Soccer players for Royal Antwerp in Belgium prepare for an indoor soccer tournament in a very special way, by kicking PK’s off the backsides of hotties from Clint Magazine.
I personally love soccer, but maybe this is the sort of thing we need to make the world’s most popular sport finally gain some ground in America.
So a couple of girls who were probably not even born, or at the very most in diapers when the Browns were last in the playoffs (2003) have come up with an open “letter” to the Browns outlining whom they think the Cleveland Browns should hire as their next coach.
Damn, is it painful being a Cleveland sports fan.
Looking to the past is all I have anymore as a Cleveland sports fan.
The 1986 Browns:
That 1986-87 double OT Divisional Playoff victory will always be memorable to me, I was 9 1/2, our family dog had puppies during that game, Bernie Kosar cemented himself as a hero in Cleveland.
My favorite part comes in at 2:47
Wow. Just plain wow.
Whether it is Calvin Johnson getting tackled at the one-yard line five times in a season, having victory turned into defeat with a late stat correction, or any number of inordinately frustrating events, the football gods have a way of making sure that your fantasy losses are agonizing. But, in the end, they really only cost money and a bruised ego–at least you don’t get physically disfigured. That is, unless you’re in this Omaha, Ne.-based league, which bestows the ultimate ignominy upon its loser: a thigh tattoo designed by the champion.
I shudder at the thought of the absurdity of a tattoo that would be designed by one of my friends.
Just when you thought there wasn’t a single type of product left out there for Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley to put the Kiss name on, here comes… an Arena Football League Team.
From the Press Release:
ORLANDO – After a five-year hiatus, professional football will be returning to one of the largest and most exciting media markets in the country, Los Angeles. Announced today at ArenaBowl XXVI Media Day, rock legends KISS, Arena Football League (AFL) veteran Brett Bouchy, Doc McGhee (McGhee Entertainment) and AFL Commissioner Jerry B. Kurz are bringing the high-octane entertainment of Arena Football back to Los Angeles with a new expansion team, the LA KISS (www.lakissfootball.com).
“Season tickets are now on sale for what we know will be some of the most action-packed games ever played at the Honda Center,” said Paul Stanley of KISS. “Arena Football is played at a fast and furious pace and making season tickets available now for the budget-friendly price of $99 gives a whole new meaning to bang for the buck.” Additionally, all inaugural LA KISS season seat holders will be invited to a free KISS concert to take place at Honda Center in 2014! (www.hondacenter.com/lakiss)
Sometimes things can be so horrible that they are awesome. I have to admit I’m not sure if this is one of those things, or is it just awesome because it is awesome.
… pretty much sums up what Cleveland Brown’s Stadium is.
It’s not easy being a Cleveland Sports fan…
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