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World

Evil Tyrant Fidel Castro Dead At 90

November 26, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

fidelMember’s of the Cuban population of Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood (as seen in the picture above), Cuban ex-patriots and lovers of liberty everywhere can rejoice that an evil, vile, tyrant has passed on to the thereafter.

For nearly six decades Cuba has been a totalitarian island, filled with forced labor camps, firing squads, imprisonment of political dissidents, religious repression and many more crimes against the basic rights of humanity.

Castro’s death, sadly does not erase the crimes against the people of Cuba that his regime committed, nor does it end the oppression still going on today as his 85-year-old brother Raul, who has been in charge since 2008, is still alive.

Cuba still has a long way to go, but there is nothing wrong in taking the time to celebrate the death of a tyrant.

 

 

Culture, World, WTF?

Japanese Donald Trump Commercial

June 18, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

This is either one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet, or one of the worst. I can’t quite tell.

Culture, Music, World

Iranian Metal Band Faces Possible Death Sentence

February 10, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

A while back I posted a story about a group of young Iranian fans of Pharrell Williams, who were sentenced to jail time & 91 lashes for making their own video of the American pop star’s hit song “Happy.”

Apparently in Iran if you have better taste in music and are a fan of heavy metal or more so if you play in a heavy metal band — the punishment is far worse.

According to a message received by Metal Nation Radio, two members of Iranian metal band, Confess, have been arrested by the Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution and have been held in Iran’s notorious Evin prison since November of last year until their release earlier this month after posting bail.

According to Fox News:

“Beatings, torture, mock executions and brutal interrogations are the norm at Evin prison, where for four decades the anguished cries of prisoners have been swallowed up by the drab walls of the low-slung lockup in northwestern Tehran. Standing at the foot of the Alborz Mountains, it is home to an estimated 15,000 inmates, including killers, thieves and rapists. But the prison has also held ayatollahs, journalists, intellectuals and dissidents over the years…”

During their time in jail the two metalheads were allegedly kept in solitary confinement. They are currently facing charges of blasphemy, advertising against the system, forming and running an illegal and underground band and recording label in a musical genre considered to be Satanic, writing lyrics that are anti-religious, atheistic, political, and anarchistic and granting interviews to forbidden foreign radio stations.

They are facing jail time from six months to six years or even worse could face the death-penalty if found guilty of the charge of blasphemy.

If there ever was a country in dire need of a cultural & political revolution its the Islamic Republic of Iran.

World, WTF?

Woman Asks Firefighters To Unlock Her Chastity Belt

January 18, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments

I guess that would sure make for an interesting night at the fire house.

Via The UK Telegraph:

A middle-aged woman in Italy was forced to ask the fire brigade for help after she lost the keys to her chastity belt.

The woman, who has not been named under Italian privacy law, turned up at a fire station on Wednesday morning in Padua, in Italy’s Veneto region, and said she needed help with a lock she could not open.

Firefighters, believing she had locked herself out of her house, began asking for details about where she lived.

It was only then that the woman revealed the specific nature of the problem, pulling up a jumper to reveal an iron chastity belt.

“I’ve lost the keys to a lock and I can no longer open it,” she told a group of stunned firefighters at the fire station in San Fidenzio. Read More…

At first the firefighters were concerned that the woman may have been a victim of sexual abuse. That turned out not to be the case as she confessed to having had worn the belt voluntarily to prevent herself from riding the bologna pony.

News, World

Woman Carrying Cocaine In Breast Implants Arrested

June 20, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
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This picture has nothing to do with this story, other then boobies!

A 22-year-old woman from Honduras carrying over 3 pounds of liquid cocaine hidden inside her breast implants was arrested at the airport in Bogota, Colombia yesterday.

Paola Deyanira Sabillon, was attempting to travel to Spain when her nervousness attracted the suspicion of security.

Via The Mirror UK:

The surgery to fit the liquid cocaine implants is understood to have taken place at a clinic in Pereira, western Colombia.

Police in Pereira are trying to identify the clinic and discover how many other women have agreed to smuggle drugs the same way as human mules.

Police chief Humberto Guatibonza said: “She confessed she had drugs in breast implants and that she was going to be met in Barcelona by a group of people including a doctor who would operate on her to remove them.” Read More…

Sabillon’s fake fun bags were removed at a Bogota hospital where she is also being treated for an infection.

World, WTF?

Mary Had A Little Lamb… In Her Brothel

May 25, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
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A statement from German police said: “The lamb was turned over to an animal protection group.

Via The Independent:

A three-week-old lamb named ‘Birke’ has been rescued from a Munich brothel, having been discovered during a narcotics raid.

Police also detained a 25-year-old prostitute for drug possession, not prostitution, as it is legal in Germany.

Police said the woman showed them a letter from veterinary authorities which dictated the conditions in which the lamb should be raised, however these did not include its living conditions at the time, so she was forbidden to keep the lamb. Read More…

I wonder if it was an ISIS brothel?

World, WTF?

Russian Bears Going To Rehab

March 5, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

A pair of Russian bears who have been living in a cage outside of a Sochi restaurant for the past 20 years, have reportedly become addicted to alcohol and will be headed to a rehabilitation center in Romania.

According to The Big Hearts Foundation, a British-based charity, the two male bears, which have been seized from the owner of the restaurant in Sochi, have been offered a new home at a bear sanctuary outside Brasov, Romania, where officials said the animals would be treated for alcohol addiction.

Anna Kogan, founder of the Big Hearts Foundation, told the Independent the condition of the bears was “truly appalling.”

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The Big Hearts Foundation said the bears “drowned in beer” at the restaurant for 20 years, as patrons would frequently pass drinks to the animals. “There are drunken people who come to the restaurant, park their cars in front of the bears and throw things to the animals so that they get drunk and behave funnily. They are held in cages — and have been blinded by the car lights,” Kogan told The Independent.

Dzhenkis Uzaroshvili, the owner of the Sochi restaraunt and now former-owner of the bears, denies that anything was wrong with the Bears.

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Dzhenkis Uzaroshvili, the former owner of the Bears stated, “It is not my concern what visitors are doing to the bears. I am not giving them’ I give them food and water and I do not to anyone because they are my property. ’understand which type of claims can be made.”

Via The UK Daily Mail:

It is thought the bears first appeared at the Patskha-Guria restaurant about 20 years ago when they were cubs.

To begin with the owner Dzheniks Uzaroshvili charged people to have their picture taken with his new pets. But as they grew older, and bigger, they were placed in a small pen.

Visitors continued to come to his restaurant to see his animal attraction and he started allowing people to give them beer and junk food for entertainment.

Mr Uzaroshvili insisted the bears were being kept in normal conditions, telling journalists: ‘Beer is good for them because they live in such a climate.’

However, a number of local people complained about the treatment and protests were held in front of the premises.

‘Nobody has ever done a normal veterinary examination of these bears,’ said one nearby resident, called Natalia. ‘They do not get proper food, they do not have clean water, and there is only a stinking liquid, consisting of a small amount of water and animals’ own urine.

‘There are also people who make fun of the poor animals. Visitors of the restaurant regularly give the bears alcoholic beverages to drink and feed them with chips, cakes and other unsuitable food.’ Read More…

I’m not normally one of those crazy “animals are better then people” types, but man would I like about five minutes alone and a Louisville Slugger in my hands with the scumbag that mistreated these poor animals.

Culture, News, World

Saudi Men Arrested For Dancing At Birthday Party

February 22, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

footloose4It looks like the morality police over at our moderate & westernized “allies” in Saudi Arabia have struck again. The Saudi Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice raided a private property in the city of Buraydah, arresting the men inside for “loud music and inappropriate dancing.”

The horror.

Via The UK Daily Mail:

The men were celebrating one of the group’s birthdays when police stormed the apartment they were in in the city of Buraydah in Qassim province.

Officers of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, commonly referred to as the morality police, were acting on a tip off, local media reported.

Buraydah is home to some of the kingdom’s most conservative clerics with many residents observing Wahhabism, a strict interpretation of Islam.

An unnamed official told the news website Ayn al-Youm the men were found ‘in a compromising situation’ by police.

There was cake and candles at the apartment, he added, but there were no signs the men had been drinking or cavorting with women which are both against the law.

None of the men were dressed traditionally, he said, before urging parents in the area to prevent their children from engaging in such behaviour ‘because it can lead to immorality and even homosexuality’. Read More…

I bet you if the noise complaints came from the sound of screams as the men were beating their wives, they’d have no problem with it.

World

“Moderate” Muslims Explained

February 15, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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News, World, WTF?

Three Women Wearing Sexy Police Costumes Cause Prison Break In Brazil

February 7, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
Pictured are the outfits and the booze the three woman used to trick the prison guards.

Pictured are the outfits and the booze the three woman used to trick the prison guards.

In a scenario that probably would have been rejected as too unbelievable on the FOX television series Prison Break, a real-life jailbreak occurred after three woman helped facilitate the escape. The three women, who were dressed in sexy policewoman outfits, reportedly drugged the prison guards with spiked whiskey after convincing them to take part in an orgy. 28 inmates reportedly escaped.

Who could say no to whiskey and hot women?

Via The UK Daily Mail:

They arrived at around 3am on Thursday morning and asked if they could come inside to ‘chat and drink’, police say.

The prison guards obliged and were soon persuaded to leave their posts, before heading to the sleeping quarters with the scantily clad women.

After drugging and handcuffing the wardens, they took their keys and unlocked all the prison’s cells according to police chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira.

She told a news conference: ‘The plan was to seduce them. They served them cheap whisky with some substance to knock them out, then unlocked the central gate which accesses the internal cells.

‘Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door. From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don’t remember a thing.

‘One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn’t even be questioned.’

Dozens of prisoners walked straight out the main door carrying guns and ammunition they took from the prison caches.

The inmates took three 12-calibre rifles, shotguns, two 38-calibre revolvers and munition, she said. Read More…

News, World

Bill Gates Calls For One World Government

January 31, 2015by Joecephus1 Comment
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Speaking to Germany’s Süddeutsche Zeitung, Billionaire Microsoft founder Bill Gates lamented the fact that dreams of a true United Nations Government have not come true.

Here comes more proof that you can be a billionaire genius inventor and still be a complete fucking moron. Microsoft founder Bill Gates dreams of a One World Government, you know to fight off “climate change.”

In an interview with Germany’s Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper, Gates lamented the fact that the dreams of many liberal idiots of a true United Nations system has failed to come to fruition.

“You can make fun of it, but in truth it was sad how the conference in Copenhagen is run, how individual who behave like the UN system failed,” Gates said.

The man who brought the world Clippy, went on to pontificate that a one-world government was something that was “badly needed” in order to combat the pressing issues facing the planet.

“Take the UN, it has been created especially for the security in the world. We are ready for war, because we have taken every precaution. We have NATO, we have divisions, jeeps, trained people,” Gates said. “But what is with epidemics? How many doctors do we have as much planes, tents, what scientists? If there were such a thing as a world government, we would be better prepared.” Read More…

Fucking libtards.

News, World, WTF?

Man Has Penis Chopped Off, Twice

January 13, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
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This image reportedly shows Fan Lung, fighting with his wife outside the Chinese hospital, after she had cut off his penis for a second time.

It looks like China has there very own version of Lorena Bobbitt, and unlike the Ecuadorian-born battered woman who chopped off her husband’s package in 1992, China’s version makes sure she gets the job done.

Apparently 32-year-old Chinese lothario, Fan Lung had used his wife’s cell phone to send some naught texts to his 21-year-old side piece. However, he forgot to cover his tracks, his wife found out and grabbed a pair of scissors to snip off his sausage as he slept.

However, the story doesn’t end there.

Via The NY Daily News:

But after being taken to the hospital where he had it sewn back on, fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

“The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,” a hospital spokesman said.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

“He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member, and they believed it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat. Read More…

All hope is not lost however, despite the fact that he will no longer be able to insert tab A into slot B, his younger mistress still plans to marry him as soon as they are legally able to. “It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she said, “he has five children already.”

Culture, World

When The American Entertainment Industry Had Backbone

January 11, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

Back in the golden age of comic books, comic book characters entered World War II almost two years before the United States did. “We were fighting Hitler before our government was fighting Hitler”, legendary comic writer Stan Lee said on the on the History Channel documentary Comic Book Superheroes: Unmasked (2003).

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Captain America Comics #1 (March 1941). Cover art by Joe Simon (inks and pencils) and Jack Kirby (pencils).

 

Too bad the disease that is liberalism has infected the arts and Hollywood so much that you would never see anyone take a bold stand today. Could you imagine Marvel Comics publishing a cover like the great drawing below from artist Bosch Fawstin, creator of the Pigman comic?

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News, Sports, World

Woman in Iran Sentenced to 1 Year In Jail For Watching Volleyball

November 2, 2014by JoecephusNo Comments
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Ghoncheh Ghavami, 25, sentenced to one year in an Iranian jail for ‘propaganda against the state.’

Here in the U.S. so called “feminist’s” like comedian Chelsea Handler are fighting for the right to post topless pictures of themselves on social media, meanwhile in Iran a woman gets a jail sentence for attending a sporting event.

Via The UK Daily Mail:

A British woman arrested in Iran after attending a men’s volleyball match has been jailed for a year.

Ghoncheh Ghavami, 25, was accused of ‘propaganda against the regime’. The London graduate was detained as she and women’s rights campaigners tried to enter the Azadi Stadium in Tehran to watch a volleyball game.

Under Iran’s strict Islamic laws, women are forbidden from mixing with male spectators at sporting events.

She was thrown into solitary confinement in Iran’s notorious Evin political prison and was held for more than 100 days, including 41 days in solitary.

Amnesty International UK Director Kate Allen said: ‘This is an appalling verdict.

‘It’s an outrage that a young woman is being locked up simply for peacefully having her say about how women are discriminated against in Iran.

‘Ghoncheh is a prisoner of conscience and the Iranian authorities should quash the sentence and release her immediately and unconditionally. Read More…

I hope that one day the youth of Iran can break free from the evil that controls their country.

News, World

Woman Takes Daughter To Bank Robbery

October 18, 2014by JoecephusNo Comments
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Tanya Miller, 30, took her eight-month-old baby with her on an armed robbery.

Apparently it must have been take your daughter to work day.

Via The UK Daily Mail:

A mother-of-four who took her eight-month-old baby with her as she acted as getaway driver in an armed robbery has been jailed.

Tanya Miller, 30, had the baby girl with her in a car seat as she drove from her home in

Carlisle to the Cumbrian town of Silloth for the knifepoint raid at a branch of the Cumberland Building Society.

A judge described this as one of the ‘most troubling’ aspects of the case as Miller appeared in court to answer for her role in the hold-up, which left a member of staff ‘absolutely traumatised’.

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Tanya Miller, 30, not up for the ‘mother of the year award’ any time soon.

Carlisle Crown Court heard that Miller, of Harraby, was the ‘wheels’ in the raid while her boyfriend Barry Doswell, 26, also of Harraby, was ‘back-up’.

The pair were due to stand trial for robbery on Wednesday but both pleaded guilty before their trial got underway.

Yesterday Miller and Doswell were both sentenced to six years in jail for robbery. Read More…

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