Yesterday afternoon in Audubon, New Jersey, a man covered head to toe in a burqa robbed a bank, marking the third time in four weeks that he has struck. If you think about it, it sort of is the perfect disguise to wear in this day and age — nobody has the balls anymore in our country to risk offending Muslims by asking them to take the ridiculous bed sheets they cover themselves with when walking into high security areas.


Via The South Jersey Times:

Police say the man entered the Beneficial Bank on the 100 block of S. White Horse Pike in Audubon shortly before 2 p.m. Oct. 8 and handed a teller a note demanding cash.

The suspect then fled the scene with an undisclosed amount of cash.

This marks the third such incident to happen in the last four weeks, the first taking place at the Susquehanna Bank on Market Street in Camden on Sept. 17, and the second on Sept. 25 at the Audubon Savings Bank on S. White Horse Pike.

The suspect in all three cases is described as a light-skinned male dressed in a black robe and head covering. Read More…