tumblr_mdtl609xNf1rdh9azo1_500So apparently there is a “secret menu” item at Arby’s that is so awesome that the only way to make it better would be to include a cigar and a shot of whiskey.

Arby’s had been recently pushing a new ad campaign to show people that they are much more then just roast beef sandwiches. With that campaign, came a new opportunity.

Via The Washington Post:

“People started coming in and asking, ‘Can I have that?’” said Christopher Fuller, the company’s vice president of brand and corporate communications. So Arby’s began granting their wish.

The “Meat Mountain,” as it’s called, will not be listed on the menu, but store associates will make it for customers who ask. The price is $10. For that, you get a bun and, from the bottom up:

2 chicken tenders
1.5 oz. of roast turkey
1.5 oz. of ham
1 slice of Swiss cheese
1.5 oz. of corned beef
1.5 oz. brisket
1.5 oz. of Angus steak
1 slice of cheddar cheese
1.5 oz. roast beef
3 half-strips of bacon

Arby’s says the Meat Mountain is so tall that it won’t fit into the traditional clamshell packaging. So if you dare to scale the Mountain, it will come wrapped in paper. Read More…

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I can just smile as I hear the pitiful sobs of vegan losers throughout the world. I wonder how long before an offended Muslim complains that there is bacon in there?