Now that is not exactly what Susanne Eman, who admittedly is trying to see if she is capable of getting up to a ton in weight will tell you. She’ll tell you that she is normal, healthy and loves life. This from the UK’s Daily Mail:
‘My next goal is to be 57 stone (800lbs) by the end of the year.
‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42.’
Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.
‘It’s like a full day’s work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.
She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn’t I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’
Susanne’s bizarre mission began after she couldn’t stop gaining weight naturally.
‘Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said.
‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’
The unemployed mother – who cannot work because of her weight – claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.
‘I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. ‘My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.
‘I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.
‘And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I’ll immediately contact my doctor for advice.
‘If I was to get sick, I’ve arranged for my sister to take care of my kids.
One side of me, the side that is a lover of liberty, wants to say, “hey if that’s the way she want’s to pursue her God-given right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, more power to her.”
But then the other side of me says, “hey wait a minute if this fat bitch can’t work because she’s the size of a fucking trailer, who the hell is paying for her groceries?”
You know it has got to be the tax payers who actually have a job.
Do you know who I blame for this 700 pound whale with legs?
Liberals, because before the New deal and the Welfare State you didn’t have 700 pound bitches collecting money off the hard working backs of the taxpayers.
And then there is the third side of me that says, “men find her more attractive now?!?!? What fucking loser would want to harpoon that?”