Seriously Floridians, what the hell is wrong with you? Doing it doggie style does not mean what you people apparently think it means.

Yet another Floridian has been busted for molesting a dog, this time two of them.

635942560875499512-miranda-johns21-year-old resident of Naples Florida, Miranda Johns, was arrested and charged the past Monday on three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal.

Via The Smoking Gun:

21-year-old resident of Naples Florida, Miranda Johns, was arrested and charged the past Monday on three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal.

Specifically, a cop noted, multiple videos showed Johns’s dogs “giving her oral sex while she masturbated.” One video showed Johns attempting to have a dog penetrate her, while a text message from Johns to Villavicencio noted that one of the animals “likes the taste of your cum.”

After seizing the phone, investigators confronted Johns, who claimed that Villavicencio (seen at left) was “interested in her having sex with animals.” Other statements Johns made to police have been redacted from the report. Read More…

Looking at that mugshot picture, that girl definitely has the crazy eye. She’s also a little too much of a sick fucking weirdo for any guy to have interest in.