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One-Armed Pennsylvania Samurai

June 19, 2016by JoecephusNo Comments
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Todd A. Clark, 51, was told by family members to stop smoking marijuana in the house, allegedly reacted by grabbing a samurai sword and attacking his brother-in-law in the face.

While the stick-in-their-asses drug warriors will blame this on marijuana, I know what the real culprit is. The sad condition that is being born and raised in Steelers Country.

Via Penn Live:

Who says marijuana isn’t dangerous? A Westmoreland County man who was told by family members to put out the pot he was smoking in his bedroom allegedly reacted by grabbing a decorative samurai sword and striking his brother-in-law in the face.

TribLive.com reports that Todd A. Clark, 51, who is missing his left arm, was arraigned on charges of attempted homicide, simple assault, possession of a prohibited offensive weapon and two counts of aggravated assault filed by Monessen city police in the Thursday morning incident.

Clark’s brother-in-law, identified as Bill Garey, was struck with the 3-foot sword across the bridge of the nose and was treated and released with stitches on his nose and above his right eyebrow… Read More…

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