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Woman Carrying Cocaine In Breast Implants Arrested

June 20, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments
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This picture has nothing to do with this story, other then boobies!

A 22-year-old woman from Honduras carrying over 3 pounds of liquid cocaine hidden inside her breast implants was arrested at the airport in Bogota, Colombia yesterday.

Paola Deyanira Sabillon, was attempting to travel to Spain when her nervousness attracted the suspicion of security.

Via The Mirror UK:

The surgery to fit the liquid cocaine implants is understood to have taken place at a clinic in Pereira, western Colombia.

Police in Pereira are trying to identify the clinic and discover how many other women have agreed to smuggle drugs the same way as human mules.

Police chief Humberto Guatibonza said: “She confessed she had drugs in breast implants and that she was going to be met in Barcelona by a group of people including a doctor who would operate on her to remove them.” Read More…

Sabillon’s fake fun bags were removed at a Bogota hospital where she is also being treated for an infection.

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Bar Owner Fined $500 For Fart

June 20, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

madamsorganMadam’s Organ, a popular bar and live music venue in Washington DC’s Adams Morgan neighborhood was recently fined $500. The reason?

Last year while a band was playing there, the drummer cracked open a window a bit to let out a fart.

Via Borderstan:

According to the report, an Alcohol Beverage Regulation Administration (ABRA) inspector personally observed a live band playing “directly in front of one of the establishment’s ground floor windows” between 1:30 and 1:33 a.m. on June 22, 2014.

In April, Madam’s Organ General Manager Carlos Wilcox testified at an ABRA hearing that he “personally closed the windows during the performers’ first break of the night,” and that the band’s drummer “needed air and cracked a window.”

Adams Morgan owner Bill Duggan admits the drummer did crack open the window slightly. Why?

“He opened the window to let [a] fart out,” says Duggan. “He cracked it open for five minutes, then the inspector showed up.”

“Twenty f—–g years with not one violation and this is what they came up with,” Duggan says. “People get stabbed and shot in these other establishments. In ours, someone farts and cracks a window and they spend a year on it.” Read More…

The fucking government, I swear…

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Well That Explains Everything…

June 20, 2015by JoecephusNo Comments

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