Last month Jack Daniels Leathers, 31, and his wife Lydia, 23, gave birth to a baby boy. What did they name that child?

Jim Beam, of course.

Via Houma Today:

Jim Beam Leathers was born Nov. 14 to Jack Daniels Leathers and Lydia Leathers of Gray at Terrebonne General Medical Center.

Jack, 31, and Lydia, 23, said they wanted to continue the whiskey-name tradition Jack’s parents started.

“My parents decided they wanted to name their son something to make their parents mad,” Jack said. “And, at the time, my dad was drinking Jack, which he enjoyed. My mom said, ‘Why not?’ ”

When Jack and Lydia went on their first date, they knew if they ever had children together, they wanted their names to be unique, like Jack’s.

“On our first date, we were talking about baby names. We thought Jim Beam would be a good idea,” he said.

The couple wanted to carry on the theme. When they got married, Judge Johnny Walker of Houma officiated the ceremony. Read More…

The whiskey fueled fun won’t stop there however, if they have more kids the next boy will be Evan Williams and if they have a girl, she would be named Sherry.

Juggalos: Jeremy Lewallen, 18 (left), and his 42-year-old wife Carrie Carley (right), have been accused of stealing $2,000 worth of Christmas displays from their neighbors in Colorado Springs.

Fucking juggalos. Eye bleach is always something that is required whenever reading about juggalos in the news, never has that been more true then in the case of Carrie Carley, 42 and her 18-year-old husband, Jeremy Lewallen.

Jeremy, an aspiring “rapper,” who goes by the name ‘Reaper Tha Fallen Assasin,’ and Carley met last year and were married a few short months later. They were both recently arrested and charged with stealing more then $2000 worth of Christmas decorations from their Colorado Springs neighbors.

Via The Colorado Springs Gazette:

Carrie Lewallen told police that some of the decorations had come from her husband’s parents and some she had bought on layaway.

She couldn’t produce proof of ownership and later told police “she would wake up in the morning with new decorations in her yard and nobody would tell her anything about where they came from,” the affidavits state.

Lewallen later admitted the decorations were stolen.

Jeremy Lewallen told police he had stolen the hodgepodge of holiday lawn ornaments because he “tends to do ‘dumb stuff,’ ” Voltz wrote in the arrest affidavit, quoting 
Lewallen.

Of the 13 victims listed in the arrest affidavit, many got all or some of their grassy garnishes back.

Police executed a search warrant Friday and found dozens more decorations, recovering 50 to 75 items, the affidavit stated.

The Lewallens face theft charges associated with the stolen items and are being held in the El Paso County jail on $1,000 bond.

Carrie Lewallen is being held under the name Carrie Carley.

They are scheduled to have their first court appearances Tuesday.

Jeremy Lewallen reportedly laughed when Voltz asked him if he thought about affecting kids’ Christmases by stealing their displays of Christmas cheer.

“He then chuckled and shrugged his shoulders,” Voltz wrote, “indicating to me he did not care about who he affected by stealing from 
others.” Read More…

What a lovely couple. Here is a sample of some of Jeremy’s mad rap skills below.

Dustin Diamond, 37, best known for playing Screech on Saved by the Bell was arrested early Friday morning in Wisconsin

Dustin Diamond, 37, the actor who played screech on the 90’s television series Saved By The Bell, was arrested early this morning for carrying and brandishing a concealed weapon — a pocket knife. According to police reports, the former child actor was charged with “Possession of Switchblade Knife,” “1st-Degree Recklessly Endangering Safety,” and “Carrying A Concealed Weapon.”

Via The LA Times:

Dustin Diamond, who famously played Screech on the sitcom “Saved by the Bell,” was arrested early Friday in Wisconsin on charges including recklessly endangering safety in the first degree, a felony.

The actor was taken into custody in Ozaukee County, north of Milwaukee, the county sheriff’s department confirmed.

According to the department’s website, Diamond was being held in lieu of $1,000 bail on the felony charge as well as two Class A misdemeanors: possession of a switchblade knife and carrying a concealed weapon.

Though a department spokeswoman said more details were not expected to be made public until after the actor’s court appearance, scheduled for 1:30 p.m. local time, Gossip Cop reported that the actor and his girlfriend were arrested at home after an alleged bar fight.

Diamond’s girlfriend allegedly punched another woman who was antagonizing them, the website said. Diamond defended his girlfriend, the website said, and the two went home. Read More…

** UPDATE **

Apparently, it was much more then just carrying a concealed weapon. Screech allegedly stabbed some guy in the armpit.